Santa Gets a Message from 'IndiaTV:
"kya Aap Ana Hazare k Sth h?"
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Snta Reply:"Nhi M Ghr p hu Kuch
Kam tha kya"
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A GIRL found AladinLAMP
She rubbed it n Genie Appeared
Girl to Genie:'Increse my brain 10times'
Genie:Sory Sistr!Multiplication does'nt applied on Zero
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Shayari :
Chaandi Chaand se hoti hai,
Sitaro se Nahi...
Gaur Farmayega Dosto
Chaandni Chaand se Hoti hai,
Sitaro se Nahi
Pyaar 1 se hota hai 1000 se Nahi.
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Santa: Sharab Peete Hue Rone Lga Banta: KYa Hua, Ro KYo Rahe ho. Santa: Yar Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane K Liye pee Rha tha, Uska Naam Yad Nahi Aa Raha hai
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do u know why girls r shorter thn boys??
coz
when boy hugs a girl.She can listen the beats of his Heart.
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Once Upon A Time 2 Lovers Went 4 A Long Walk
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Remaining Story Will B Published Whn They Return.
Santa on cycle hit lady.
Lady said, break nahi maar sakta tha?
Santa replied break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di...!!
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Boy: Mere saath chalogi??
Girl:Kidhar?
B:Aap jidhar bole udhar...
G:Thik hai, shopping chalte hain...
Boy:Kasam se DIDI aapse mazak karna bhi Gunah hai.
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ek bara bhagwan aur rajnikant mein jhagda hop jaya...
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result: bhagwan aaj upar hain....
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Boy-Do u love me?
Girl-hmmm!
Dekho aisa h ki..
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Boy:Uff Ya Toh Haan Bolo Ya Naa
Plz Don't Behave Like Government
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Aankho k ishre samjh nhi pate
Hotho s dil ki bat kh nhi pate
Apni bebsi hum kis trah khe
Koi he jiske bina hum reh nahi paate…
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Are. Kis ne.
Yaad kiya. Muje
Kya kare.
Dost. Hote hi ese hai
Chain se paani bhi nahi peene dete
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1 gaon m "Rahul Gandhi" ko 1 bache n kaha-sirji,14mahino s yha school m techr nhi h!
Rahul-To school kese chl rha h?
Bacha- jese Desh chl raha h
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?"Don ko sirf 11 mulko ki police
hi nahi dhoond rahi hai-
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main bhi dhoond raha hoon;-)
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mujhe Ra.One ke paise waapis
chaahiye"
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aapki aankhe:
Unchi hue to Dua bn gai
Nichi hue to Hawa bn gai
Jo juk kr uti to Khta bn gai
Aur ut kr Juki to Ada bn gai
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Arz kia h heer ranza s ro-2 k kah rhi h
Arz kia h heer ranza s ro-2 k kah rhi h
Duptta chor d kamne,meri nak bha rhi h..
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Teacher - bina ruke batao
Bharat ka Rastrapati kaun hai?
kutubminar kahan hain?
shatabdi ki raftaar?
murgi kya deti hai?
Student : Pratibha Patil delhi me 140 km ke raftaar se ande deti hai
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Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...
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TRAIN kabhi Puncher nahi hoti.
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